How To Apologise For Killing a Cat

How to Apologise for Killing a Cat is an illustrated, modern guide to rhetoric, persuasive language and critical thinking. It's for anyone who wants to understand how words shape decisions in politics, business and everyday life - and for anyone who wants to become a clearer, more confident communicator. Guy Doza takes the "dark art" of persuasion (from Aristotle and Cicero to today's media and social platforms) and explains it in plain English with humour, sharp examples and practical takeaways. Rhetoric isn't just for parliament, courtrooms and keynote stages. It lives in meetings, texts, emails, adverts, interviews, speeches, debates, dating apps, pub arguments and those tense moments when you have to say sorry and make it stick. If you've ever felt talked into something, talked over, or talked around, this book is your toolbox. You'll learn how influence works, why certain arguments feel "true" even when they're built on shaky logic, and how skilled speakers use style, structure, emotion and credibility to win an audience. You'll also learn how to defend yourself against manipulation, spin, propaganda and fake-news "evidence" without losing your cool. What you'll learn and practise: The three pillars of classical rhetoric: logos (logic), ethos (authority/credibility) and pathos (emotion) and how to balance them in persuasive writing and public speaking Speechwriting and presentation skills: audience analysis, framing, emphasis, rhythm, tone, storytelling, rhetorical questions and memorable phrasing Rhetorical devices and figures of speech that make messages stick: such as repetition, the rule of three (tricolon), anaphora, and epistrophe How arguments work under the hood: syllogisms, informal logic, evidence, and how "walls of logic" can be built from bad assumptions The classic dirty tricks of persuasion: character attacks, reputation management, comprobatio (strategic flattery), occultatio (saying something by pretending you won't) and more Logical fallacies, misleading statistics and rhetorical sleight of hand - plus how to spot them in marketing, advertising, political rhetoric and workplace debate How to apologise: sincere apologies, strategic apologies, public apologies, crisis communication, reputation repair and what makes an apology backfire Persuasion in real life: negotiations, leadership communication, sales and pitching, conflict resolution, office politics, and the often messy rhetoric of sex, flirting and relationships This is the ideal rhetoric book for readers of communication skills, debate, argumentation, psychology, media literacy and public speaking. It's a smart companion for students, writers, marketers, managers, entrepreneurs, teachers, lawyers and anyone who needs to convince, influence, or simply hold their ground in a difficult conversation. Unlike gimmicky "mind control" manuals, How to Apologise for Killing a Cat teaches you to think as well as speak: to analyse language, question claims and choose words intentionally. With witty, memorable illustrations throughout, it turns classical theory into a practical, entertaining handbook you'll want to reread. Each chapter breaks down key techniques with real examples from history, modern politics, pop culture and everyday conversation, then shows you how to apply them yourself in persuasive writing, copywriting, speeches and negotiation. There's even a final quiz to test your new persuasion and argument skills - and the illustrations help lock the concepts into memory. Learn the art of persuasion, strengthen your bullshit detector, and start using rhetoric with confidence - whether you're writing a speech, handling a crisis, negotiating a raise, or finding the right words when you've done something bad. 'Most books on persuasion teach the few how to sway the many. With wit and vim, Guy has given us something else: an X-ray into the tactics of those trying to change our minds and behaviour.' - Stephen Krupin, former speechwriter for Barack Obama