TommyInnit's Guide To Survival

My name is TommyInnit. I've been around the block these past 20 years. I've seen things you couldn't handle. I've eaten things you couldn't taste. Handled taxes in ways that (probably) won't get you arrested. Always prepped for the apocalypse, I know a thing or two about surviving. Don't believe me? Here's proof. This book is going to change you. Let's begin.