The Flying Heifer

'Imagine', said Madge, 'if we could bring this village back to life, hear the sound of children playing again.' 'I have all the keys to the holiday lets,' muses George. 'What if we rent them out when nobody is looking?' 'Social recycling!' says Nigel. 'What could possibly go wrong?' So the conspirators, fortified by the bravado of Briardale Brew and with the help of Snow Plough Dave, hatch a plan to rejuvenate a small Derbyshire hamlet. 'And one day', says Tommy, 'maybe even the Flying Heifer will be a proper pub again too!'