I Am Not a Dog

FALL IN LOVE WITH A MIXED-UP MUTT WHO CAN'T QUITE WORK OUT WHERE HE FITS IN... 'Okay, let's get one thing straight before you even think about reading this book ... I am NOT a dog. Look at me. I'm scrawny, and my coat is wiry. One of my ears is bigger than the other, and my fur is patchy all over. I itch everywhere ... always. I'm not strong or classy, fast or glossy, brave or clever, loud or tough. I'm not the same as the others. I can't do what they do. I am NOT a dog.' This is the story of a mixed-up mutt who can't quite work out where he fits in between the Great Danes and the greyhounds, the Border collies and the bulldogs - and don't even mention the marmalade cat ...!