Don't Be a Dick. Don't Be a Pussy

The Brother You Wish You Had

Are you tired of generic self-help books that regurgitate the same tired advice? Such as:

- Think positive!

- Don't check email first thing in the morning

- Get eight hours of sleep a night

If so, you're not alone, and you're not holding one of those books. Accumulated from his vast and illustrious experiences, Brett Velon offers 99 of his most practical and humorous thoughts to help men navigate the chaos that is the modern world.