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Dancing with the Tsars

Paperback, 13/09/2018, €18.95
€13.99
Pre-order your signed copy here. I felt like I was living in a world teetering on the brink ... Life as a stay-in-bed husband turned out to be a lot more complicated than I expected. My wife was pregnant with a baby that possibly wasn't mine. My old man was engaged in a war with the feminist movement that he was never going to win. And my old dear was making a lot of unexplained trips to Russia.

Mis-Education Years 1

Paperback, 01/04/2016, €10.00
'So there I was, roysh, putting the 'in' in 'in crowd' ... But being a schools rugby legend has its downsides.' This is where it all began: the formation of the phenomenon that is Ross O'Carroll-Kelly. With a new introduction by Paul Howard, Ross's representative on, loike, earth?

Operation Trumpsformation

Paperback, 03/05/2018, €12.15
€10.99

orange mocha-chip frappuccino years 2

Paperback, 11/07/2016, €10.00
'So there I was, roysh, enjoying college life, college birds and, like, a major amount of socialising.' Can Ross survive outside Castlerock College?

Seedless in Seattle

Paperback, 05/05/2016, €12.15
€10.99
Throw into the mix a sister missing in Orgentina, a wife struggling to lose the weight from her orse and an interfering father-in-law living under my roof. You can see why, like the Son of God, my life had become a major hassle. And just when I thought it couldn't get any more difficult, a moment of madness involving - what else?

Ross O'Carroll Kelly: The Teenage Dirtbag Years

Paperback, 04/09/2003, €10.00
Another, like, un-focking-missable book from Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Game of Throw-Ins

Paperback, 04/05/2017, €12.15

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids

Paperback, 15/12/2014, €10.00
So there I was, roysh, twenty-three years of age, still, like, gorgeous and rich ... when all of a sudden life becomes a total mare.

Keeping Up with the Kalashnikovs

Paperback, 07/05/2015, €12.15
My friend, Fionn, was being held hostage in, I don't know, Unganga Nanga, and the Government was refusing to send in a team of marines to extract him. Pack of focking cauliflower worriers ...I wouldn't have minded being bound and gagged in a basement - just for some peace and quiet. My wife was up the spout again.

The Shelbourne Ultimatum

Paperback, 02/05/2013, €9.93
Shrewsbury Road has become a ghost estate. Marks and Spencer are selling microwavable coddle. And a Euro discount store is about to open in the Powerscourt Townhouse Centre. And he was only unconscious for twenty-four hours. But never mind all that. The main thing is that whoever tried to kill him missed all his vital organs. All his vital organs.